who is this, her nose is so hot
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Joe and my conversations #me #josef (Taken with instagram)
I would have asked her to prove it.
That’s probably why I don’t have a girlfriend.
if this gets lots of notes, I’ll post a video of me playing with my boobiez so get to rebloggin’!
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I love flimsy little lace bras. Sorry about the PhotoBooth quality.
photobooth quality is my favorite quality.
I don’t think he really wrote this
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I usually just put them inside anyway
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I hate all these fags posting their abs on topless tuesday. it’s a day for ladies you buttholes
actually science and religion fly you into buildings
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I totally jacked off today thinking about banging this broad who hates me. Oh man she hates me but she poured me a shot last night so maybe she hates me less than before but I hate her too.
my dong looked like a sea monster yesterday
I wish this was directed toward me but if lady gaga wrote such a song it would probably just be like “I wanna sign this autograph for you and get back on the bus”.
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where do I find these young girls? and can I just be a kind of shitty older man who spends too much time on the internet or do I have to be classy enough to wield a brush and wear a tie and shit
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Little Ramblings: I post one picture of me in my bra
There is no shame to be had in giving or gaining boners.
And I gain like 4 followers.
Kay.
Good to know if a girl puts a picture of her in her bra suddenly all the men of Tumblr are on it like flies on shit.But no really, I’m not bothered by this.
idk.I did it as a kind of “lol let’s do this and get it over with so I can say I did it”
But…
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